What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

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You're my brother in arms!"

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because he wasn't a fungi!

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Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.