They've only gotta invite one family
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They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
virgin
You don't live in Mississippi.
Wham, bam, thank you fam"
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Because it has four A's and one B.
Because the whole state is inbred
One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.
Vineyard Skynyrd
Change the drinking age to 25
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Drool
Interracial
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
One Mississippi.
Too soon.
Everyone has the same DNA.
They were both fingered by their brother.
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
He refused to integrate.
So they can park in handicap spots.
Squirming-ham
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"
Build a house next to it.
Role tied.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
They link to Ancestry.com
I don't know, I just fly drones.
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
because he chose from the kids menu
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Your Oklahomie.
An "A" frame...
It checks the tornado watch.
Because it's Lit.
None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!
I want you inside me"
To see how long he slept for.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
Correctly.
