Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.