Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

University Jokes More University Jokes

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.