Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.