Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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They link to Ancestry.com

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So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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A: By scareplane.

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At a Pair of Docks

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Park your car, man.

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To see the front

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To see the battle.

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To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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SUNY

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Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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A Graduated cylinder.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.