Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.