Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.