Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.