When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.