When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

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What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.