When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.