When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.