When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.