What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.