What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.