What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park