What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.