What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.