How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Why do black people where baggy pants?

Cause they're knee grows!

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund