How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!