How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund