How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund