What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.