What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.