What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Thank you for your patients.

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Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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Au.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.