What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

What do you call a puppy with autism?

aww-tistic

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**