What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.