A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
So I thanked him and went back home.
Thanks for all the sediment.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
It had a nervous breakdown.
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
A: Because she grew another foot.
All of them
A: Leave it to peave her.
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.