What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.