How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.