How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...