How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.