Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.