Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.