Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What do cows call Frank Sinatra?

Old Moo Eyes!

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Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)