What does a cow call his mate?

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What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"