What does a cow call his mate?

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."