What does a cow call his mate?

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What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!