When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ?

Annabel would be useful on this door !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Stray Dog Jokes More Stray Dog Jokes

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !