When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !