When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Stray Dog Jokes More Stray Dog Jokes

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !