When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Stray Dog Jokes More Stray Dog Jokes

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !