Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Construction Site Jokes More Construction Site Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.