Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Construction Site Jokes More Construction Site Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site