What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!