What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal