Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

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How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal