Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal