Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst