How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

What did one computer say to the other?

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.