How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What did the guy with bad internet get?

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!