How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!