How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

How do you make a redditor impatient?

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.