How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.