How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.