Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!