Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.