Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.