Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

People Jokes More People Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers snack on?

micro chips

What did we call IT before computers ?

The Mail Room

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.