What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

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What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves?

Masta-Don.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.