What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.