What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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They never expect a ring

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.