What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

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What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

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What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.