What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Shirley you can't be Sirius.