What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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How does Harry Potter do web design?

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

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