What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

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PGA Tour.

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11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.