What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

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Then I frown & order the soup.

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What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)