Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.