How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

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How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"