How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

400 Jokes More 400 Jokes

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

384 Jokes More 384 Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

Volunteer Jokes More Volunteer Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"