What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"