What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"