Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.