Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS