Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Ba Dum Jokes More Ba Dum Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.