Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
Drowns.
Because it's too salty.
You can run but you can't tide."
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
