Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

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Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!