Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline