Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
Tequila never goes bad
Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building
They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
Hit him in the face with an axe
Juan more time!
Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.
Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me
Elton John's chin.