What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.