What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Elton John Chin Jokes More Elton John Chin Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.