What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.