What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

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What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.