What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

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What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.