What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.