What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

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What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

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What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.