What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout

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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.