How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's a python's favourite pop group ?

Squeeze !

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.