How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel