By trying to jump rope.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
A baby hit by a snow blower
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
Because he was very knotty.
