How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"