What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion

What's the difference between a black person and a bench?

One can support a family

Confederate Jokes More Confederate Jokes

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

Southerner Jokes More Southerner Jokes

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

Confederate Flag Jokes More Confederate Flag Jokes

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?