Southerner Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!

What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ?

Ben and Anna split!

Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ?

Annather brick in the wall !

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.