Southerner Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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Confederate Flag Jokes More Confederate Flag Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Anna Jokes More Anna Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Pacific Jokes More Pacific Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.