Southerner Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!

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Because it takes them so much longer to say "Kaaa-WIT!"

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Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ?

Annather brick in the wall !

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

change??

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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