What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

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What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

What's the shortest book ever written?

A: French War Heroes.

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What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil