What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

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What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

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Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil