What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil