What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil