What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

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Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.