What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.