How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!