How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!