How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.