How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle