Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.