Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.