Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.