What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Department Jokes More Department Jokes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Where do you get a dog license?

At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)