What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Department Jokes More Department Jokes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Where do you get a dog license?

At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)