What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Department Jokes More Department Jokes

Where do you get a dog license?

At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.