What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Where do you get a dog license?

At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)