Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any