Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

you neek up on it.

How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.