Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

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What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached