Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Previous Random Joke Next
Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached