Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

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What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached