What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.