What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov