What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !