What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

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Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction