Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.