Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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A waist of paper.

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Shake N' Bake.