Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.