Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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Hide their trainers.

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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With a culator

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What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.