Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak