Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.