Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Young Girl Jokes More Young Girl Jokes

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

Intend Jokes More Intend Jokes

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)