What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What did one piano say to another?

CBA

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)