What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.