What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

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What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.