What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

What do you call a funny baked good?

a pun

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What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)