What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.