What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)