Piano Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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