What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.