Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.