Sneak Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

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How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.