How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

What did the bee say to the flower ?

Hello honey !

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What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!